Friday, August 22, 2008

Pastors Business Card

I got this e-mail from my dad,pretty clever!

"A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it
seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the
back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I
was naked.'"

Author Unknown

2 comments:

Britney said...

Love that joke! The way I heard it was a newly wed couple that the pastor went to visit...either way still clever!

Joy Hutchings said...

Kris and I rolled, that was great!